Gnome-Be-Gones

Garden gnomes (florus gnominnicus), like their cousins the lawn flamingos (pinkatum annoyatum birdus), are a scourge of many an otherwise lovely, well-planned garden. To rid your garden of all possible distasteful gnomes, we recommend the Gnome-Be-Gones. These wonderful little sprites will spirit away a gnome in thirty seconds flat and, well, probably best not to know what exactly they do with the gnomes. All kidding aside, these are kitschy and fun, and are a cheeky nod to typical garden décor.