Staples - 25% off HP LaserJet printers

Does your printer need to wheeze and whine and flash lights to itself for fifteen minutes every time you turn it on? Are there white lines running through the text and pictures no matter what you do? Read on for two things that will make you feel better. One: you couldn't possibly be as bad with printers as we are. We (love that pronoun) once broke a printer the way Bugs Bunny would break a printer. We fed it paper, hit the Print button, and after a few seconds of terrible noises it dribbled ink out of the bottom tray and spat a cog across the room. No kidding. Two: Staples is offering 25% off HP LaserJet printers and all-in-ones until 1/31/2009. Get a printer that actually works! You could always hire a scribe instead, we guess, but they eat more than paper.